In this week's issue:

  • The world's most profitable trading firm just let cameras inside its Texas AI data center — 4,032 GPUs, liquid-cooled racks, 8,000 km of fiber, and a $6 billion bet on what comes next
  • Travis County ranked 7th in the nation for housing stock growth — 16,197 new units in one year — and Austin's median price is finally falling
  • Austin's "low crime" numbers may be a fiction built on 311 call routing and a DA who just doesn't prosecute
  • Nine years of Defense Innovation Unit presence in Austin, and the city is quietly becoming America's second defense tech hub after El Segundo
  • A Kansas City wrestling fan heard about Interstellar BBQ on an Undertaker podcast, waited 90 minutes in line, and has no regrets

Let's get into it.

Top Stories

Inside Jane Street's Texas AI Data Center

A Dwarkesh Patel video tour of Jane Street's Texas AI data center just gave the public its first real look at what the world's most profitable trading firm has been quietly building in the Lone Star State. The facility runs 4,032 GPUs across 56 liquid-cooled racks connected by 8,000 km of fiber — a physical infrastructure deployment that would not look out of place at a hyperscaler. The liquid cooling is not a luxury choice: at frontier AI scale, air cooling simply cannot handle the heat density anymore. That threshold has now been crossed by enough serious operators that liquid-cooled racks are the new standard, not the exception.

The numbers behind Jane Street are worth sitting with. The firm posted $39.6 billion in net trading revenue in 2025 — beating JPMorgan ($35.8B) and Goldman Sachs ($31.1B) individually, all with just 3,500 employees. That works out to roughly $11 million in revenue per employee. In Q1 2026 alone, Jane Street posted a record $16.1 billion, more than Goldman's entire Q1. The firm then turned around and committed approximately $6 billion to CoreWeave's AI cloud platform — locking in access to NVIDIA's next-generation Vera Rubin architecture, which claims 10x lower cost per token versus Blackwell — plus a separate $1 billion equity investment in CoreWeave Class A stock at $109 per share. That makes Jane Street one of CoreWeave's five largest shareholders. They also led CoreWeave's $650 million funding round in 2024. Jane Street is not just trading with AI — it is treating compute infrastructure as a core asset class.

The Texas data center fits into a picture that is much larger than one firm. Texas has 330 hyperscale data centers planned over the next decade, representing roughly $1.5 trillion in investment, most of them with behind-the-meter power generation — meaning self-powered campuses, not just extensions of the ERCOT grid. The Hill County moratorium from last week is the political friction, but the capital has not noticed. When the most secretive and profitable quantitative trading firm in the world chooses to put its industrial AI infrastructure in Texas and then double down with a $7 billion compute commitment, that is not a tax decision. That is a statement about where the serious physical buildout of the AI economy is happening.

Sources: Coin Bureau, Texas data center pipeline, CoreWeave press release, Financial Post, Q1 2026 revenue

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Austin's Housing Bet Is Paying Off

We've been tracking Austin's pro-building policy for months — HOME Phase 3 deregulation in May, zoning reforms going back years, the consistent legislative posture that building is the answer. Here's the data. Travis County added 16,197 housing units between July 2024 and July 2025, a 2.4% growth rate that ranks 7th among all US counties nationally. The Austin metro's median sales price is now $440,000 — down 1.9% year-over-year. Inventory sits at 4.7 months with 67 average days on market. That is buyer territory. Approximately 36 months ago, Austin was one of the hottest seller's markets in the country. The entire inversion has been driven by supply.

The mechanism is worth understanding because it does not replicate automatically. Developer Alkarim Devani puts it precisely: "The gap between what a city says it wants and what it actually makes possible is where housing goes to die." Most cities that nominally reform zoning then layer back in the losses through parking requirements, design review mandates, impact fee escalation, and permitting delays — each individually justifiable, collectively fatal to project economics. Austin avoided this. When Texas removed barriers, Austin did not quietly reinstall them through the back door. Permission translated into production. That is not the norm. It is the exception, and it is why the data looks the way it does.

The Hutto numbers from today's Top Stories are the suburban pipeline feeding this: nearly 1,500 new homes advancing in a single Stromberg project, 389 acres, $100 million in market-financed infrastructure, with Samsung Austin Semiconductor nearby as the tech anchor. This is what supply-side housing economics looks like when it is actually allowed to run. Austin built its way to a buyer's market. Every city claiming it wants affordable housing but refusing to build at this scale is lying to itself.

Sources: Travis County housing data, Housing supply analysis, Zoning-to-housing gap

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One Thing

Jane Street is parking industrial AI in Texas. Travis County just proved that building housing actually works. And Austin's crime stats are cooked by 311 routing and a DA who won't prosecute — the money and the builders keep coming; the question is whether the governance can keep up.

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